M*A*S*H (TV Series)
There Is Nothing Like a Nurse (1974)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : You picked a fine time to watch a dirty movie.
Hawkeye : [They had just finished watching a movie of Frank's wedding] This was the worst of all, Frank.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : [Frank, concluding a phone call with Hot Lips from Henry's office, waits for her to hang up] Hang up, Frank.
Maj. Frank Burns : You hang up first.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Oh, Frank, that's so high school!
Maj. Frank Burns : Let's count to three and then we'll hang up together.
Major Margaret Houlihan : OK, you start.
Maj. Frank Burns : One.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Two.
Hawkeye , Trapper : [from Radar's phone] Three!
Major Margaret Houlihan : Get 'em Frank!
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Maj. Frank Burns : You can't park a Jeep over a superior officer!
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Maj. Frank Burns : Let the enemy come. We'll show them American guts in action.
Radar : I think mine have started already, sir.
