M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Incubator (1973)
Eldon Quick: Capt. Sloan
Quotes
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Hawkeye : [exasperated at Quartermaster Sloan's denial of his request for a hospital incubator] We're not asking for a jukebox or a pizza oven!
Captain Sloan : Oh, I can let you have one of those.
Henry Blake : No kidding! That would be great on movie nights! You got any of those pizza requisition forms?
Captain Sloan : [referring to a generic Army requisition form] Oh, just use one of those standard S-1798s and write in "pizza" where it says "machine gun."
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Henry Blake : Captain Sloan here is with supply.
Captain Sloan : More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q. M. H. Q., COMSEAPAC, SEOULSEC REPDEP.
Hawkeye : Maybe I'll have that drink.
Captain Sloan : Now, the business at hand is an incubator, that is if my lieutenant understood what your colonel said you captains want.
Hawkeye : Right.
Trapper : And we need one as soon as possible.
Captain Sloan : Well, let's see what the good book says.
Hawkeye : The good book?
Captain Sloan : The Manual of Supply and Requisition.
Hawkeye : MANSUPREQ.
Captain Sloan : Um, "inhalator, indicator, innoculator, infusilator - " Here it is: 437 - stroke - R2, incubator.
Henry Blake : Thar she blows!
Captain Sloan : "Device for developing bacterial cultures at constant suitable temperatures." Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have one.