- Major Taylor: A British artery in an American leg, eh?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Right.
- Major Taylor: Probably develop an irresistible urge to drive on the left side of the road.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Quite.
- Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: [talking on the radio to another unit] Man you got the war on loud there!