M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Rainbow Bridge (1974)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [after Klinger gives Hawkeye a manicure] Very nice. You really do a good job, Klinger.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Well, I'm not just another pretty face.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : You have very strong hands, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Oh, thank you, Klinger. My father gave them to me for graduation. He had to. Mom gave me a pen and pencil set.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Corporal Klinger, volunteering for corpsman duty, sir.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Really, Klinger?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Terrific.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : What the hell. Maybe I can get out for bravery. I'm sure not making it for nutsery.