M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Private Charles Lamb (1974)

Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns

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• Frank Burns : Where are you going with all those vegetables?

  Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Uh, nowhere, Major. I was just fixing myself a little salad.

  Frank Burns : A little salad? You could hide in there till the war was over and nobody'd find you.

• Frank Burns : [Frank has learned that a soldier self-inflicted a wound]  You little scum, you! Shooting yourself. You oughta be shot for that!