M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Officers Only (1973)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Colonel...
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Major Burns is ready to assist.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : What do you think I'm doing? Stalling 'til my room is ready?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : I think it only fitting that a Captain be assisted by a Major when working on the son of a General, Colonel.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I think you just conjugated the Pentagon!