M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Officers Only (1973)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Colonel...
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Major Burns is ready to assist.
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : What do you think I'm doing? Stalling 'til my room is ready?
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : I think it only fitting that a Captain be assisted by a Major when working on the son of a General, Colonel.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I think you just conjugated the Pentagon!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'm gonna count to three and by the time I get to one, I want you out of here.
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Mclntyre needs you in surgery.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I just came off 14 hours of surgery! If I cut open one more body, it'll be yours for waking me.