M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Margaret's Marriage (1977)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Donald has passed out drunk]  Let's slip him in bed with Nurse Carson.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : No wait, I've got a better idea. Let's slip me in bed with Nurse Carson.

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Why don't we toast the happy couple.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : They're too big for our toaster.

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Where ya goin', Frank?

  Maj. Frank Burns : [his last line in the series]  I dunno, uhhh... just felt like grabbing a cold shower.

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Well. one of us ought to to tell her it was a joke.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : His leg is okay.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : The cast is a fake.

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : [Margaret can't hear them over the helicopter noise]  What?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt , Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : The cast.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Take it off.

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Taking off.

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : I sure am glad we told her.

  [Hawkeye and B.J. laugh]