M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Major Topper (1978)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [miffed by a competing crazy in camp] The only thing I don't understand is why he's not an officer.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Listen, this place ain't big enough for two psychos.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Sit down! It's time we had a little nut-to-nut talk.
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Corporal 'Boots' Miller : I don't want a section 8. I want to serve my country.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Now I know you're crackers.