M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mad Dogs and Servicemen (1974)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Radar, I hate to bother you, but can you tell me where the key is to my liquor cabinet?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [groggy] It's under the back porch.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Radar, we don't have a back porch.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'll order you one in the morning.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : You're supposed to sign these release papers for these patients' releasal.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I don't understand a word you say, but I'll fight to the death your right to confuse me.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Aren't you gonna read your letter?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, I get sort of carsick when I read in bed. Would you, for me?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Well, it's from a young lady. It might be intimate or personal.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, that's okay. I don't know anybody personally.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Well, all right, but rest assured, I won't listen to a word I read.
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Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Radar? Can you hear me? It's me.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [having a fever dream] I'm sorry about the car, Dad. I had to swerve to miss the lake.
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Rosie : I'll bring you something special to eat.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, no, thanks, Mrs. Rosie. I'm not feeling very hungry in the future.