M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Henry in Love (1974)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : It's a very genuine pleasure to have you at the 4077th, Nancy dear.
Nancy Sue Parker : Oh, it's mine too. Everyone's been so terrific about being nice to me!
Maj. Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice!
[giggles]
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : She's darling, Henry. Looks a little like your oldest daughter, doesn't she, Frank? He has three.
Maj. Frank Burns : They're all back in the States.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Well, "goom-bye," people. We're gonna wet our whistle.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Glad to have met you.
[Henry and Nancy leave]
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : "Nice to be nice to the nice?"
Maj. Frank Burns : Just making conversation.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Try doing it with your mouth shut.
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Maj. Frank Burns : As you all know, tonight Colonel Blake will resume his command after a week in Tokyo. Now, unless I made a few remarks about my recent stint as your temporary supreme commander, I would be derelict in my "officiousness." I think you'll all agree that by trying to introduce more discipline, more order, I have hopefully made this a more enjoyable war for all of us. Leadership is a lonely business. Your Napoleons, your Kaisers, your Attilas the Hun... were all alone there in the front office as I have been this week. I have thought of you, and I know you have thought of me... But some of the notes in the suggestion box were really below the belt! I mean, why drag my mother into this?
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Frank, is that your knee?
Maj. Frank Burns : I thought it was yours.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Well, as long as it's ours.
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Maj. Frank Burns : [to Radar] Corporal, deform the men.