M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Fade Out, Fade In (1977)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Major Winchester, sir, may I ask a question?
Charles : You may.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Could I stop by sometime for a cup of ego?
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Col. Potter : [Hawkeye and B.J. learn that Major Winchester has permanently replaced Frank Burns] Would you rather have Burns?
Hawkeye : He was more fun to be cruel to.
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Hawkeye : [Hawkeye is talking to Major Burns on the phone, presumably for the last time] Best of luck to you, too, Frank.
Radar : [Hawkeye hangs up phone, then takes it and throws it out the door] Hey, I'm responsible for that!
[runs out door to retrieve phone]
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You seem a trifle irked.
Hawkeye : The Army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank of all charges, they have assigned him to a Veterans' hospital in Indiana, and promoted him to Lt. Colonel.
Radar : [an angry B.J. attempts to grab the phone from Radar, who has returned with it and is making repairs] Oh, no!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I was just going to complain to my congressman!
[attempts to grab it again]
Radar : Oh, no!
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [Charles is listening to classical music on his victrola] Hey, we got us a new record player.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Please, Beej. Mozart. Have you no respect for classical music?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Are you kidding? I got the William Tell Overture... by Spike Jones.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Charles] We're not any better than you. It's just that by sheer repetition, we've gotten fast.