M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Dear Uncle Abdul (1979)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

Quotes 

• [after learning that I-Corps will not replace a foot locker unless it was damaged in combat, Margaret solves the problem by shooting her broken foot locker with Charles's double-barrel shotgun] 

  Margaret : There I was, alone in my tent! Suddenly, a sniper leaped out at me, and fired two shots! Bang! Bang! Without hesitation, my valiant foot locker threw itself into the direct line of fire, giving its life that I might live!

  [she gives Klinger the foot locker] 

  Margaret : Now take this worthless piece of junk, and get me a new one! And make it fast, or I'll use the same technique to replace a defective company clerk!

• Margaret : Who the hell are you supposed to be?

  Charles : This is the latest in hunting attire from Abercrombie & Fitch.

  Margaret : Well, you look like an overgrown bagpipe.