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Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Everybody thinks I'm so hard and tough and here I am crying like a baby! Do you mind?
Captain John McIntyre : No, it's the first soft water that's touched my body in a year.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : I'm going to lay down now because I'm very tired, and there better not be any hanky-panky.
Captain John McIntyre : I don't even have a hankie, and my pankie is in my other suit.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : [trapped, crying in McIntyre's arms] I'm so embarrassed.
Captain John McIntyre : Why?
Major Margaret Houlihan : I outrank you!