- Lucy Carmichael: It must be very bothersome, people bothering you all the time. Like when they ask you for your autograph and everything.
- John Wayne: Well, I never considered that a bother.
- Lucy Carmichael: Oh, can I have your autograph?
- Lucy Carmichael: Most actors don't look anything like they do in their old pictures on television.
- John Wayne: You want to know what I think ages them?
- Lucy Carmichael: What?
- John Wayne: Staying up all night watching their old movies on television.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: This note goes out to Mr. John Wayne.
- Lucy Carmichael: John Wayne? Gaahh!
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Mrs. Carmichael, Mr. Wayne is a client and when I dictate correspondence to him, I wish you would refrain from going 'gaahh'.
- Lucy Carmichael: I can't help it. He's my all time favorite.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Nevertheless, I wish you wouldn't fall apart every time I mention his name.
- Lucy Carmichael: I just wish he was here to pick up the pieces.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: I'm not interested in whom you would like to be picked up by.
- John Wayne: Hi, honey.
- Mary Jane Lewis: Hello.
- Lucy Carmichael: I thought you didn't know John Wayne.
- Mary Jane Lewis: I don't.
- Lucy Carmichael: Well, he said hello to you.
- Mary Jane Lewis: He says hello to everybody.
- Lucy Carmichael: But he called you honey.
- Mary Jane Lewis: He doesn't know my name.