- Eric Catchpole: [In the car] We shouldn't be out in the country piddling around like this. We should be back home trying to make a dishonest living.
- Lovejoy: [Getting out of the car] Eric, do you ever get the feeling you've been someplace before?
- Eric Catchpole: Yeah, I went to this Judas Priest concert last year, and I thought, 'Eric, you've been here before.'
- Lovejoy: Just deja vu.
- Eric Catchpole: Well, not really. I'd been to see Iron Maiden there the month before.
- Lovejoy: If you're not careful, Eric, you'll end up in one of those camps.
- Eric Catchpole: What camps?
- Lovejoy: Those internment camps they have for Heavy Metal freaks on Foulness Island.
- Lovejoy: [Wanting to be alone with Sophy] Eric, take another walk.
- Eric Catchpole: Where to?
- Lovejoy: Edinburgh.
- Sophy Fairfax: Are you sure you're not a lawyer or a detective or something?
- Sophy Fairfax: Or something.
- Ricky Price: Uncle Ricky always pays you cash.
- Lovejoy: I didn't come for your terrible beer.
- Ricky Price: You're a snob, Lovejoy.
- Lovejoy: Not where cash is concerned.
- Lovejoy: [Talking to Tink as he is sitting at a bar] Can you hear me?
- Tinker Dill: I not only can hear you, Lovejoy, I can see both of you.