- Jimmy Olsen: [about the military's new weapon] Check it out! Killer robot!
- Lois Lane: Actually the A.T.A.S is an all-terrain automated soldier.
- Jimmy Olsen: What's the difference?
- Clark Kent: About $100,000 worth of tax payer money in propaganda.
- Clark Kent: [on the phone] This is Clark Kent of the Daily Planet. I'm trying to get an official statement about the death of General Marshal...I see, would that be "Click" with one exclamation point or two?
- Lois Lane: Ha! So you admit it!
- Molly Flynn: All right, I admit it. But we're still gonna die, so what good does it do?
- Lois Lane: Well I feel a little better.
- Lois Lane: Notice I didn't say anything about myself?
- Clark Kent: I did.
- Lois Lane: But you could.
- Clark Kent: I could.
- Molly Flynn: [about crystals] They have incredible healing properties. You can wear them or you can meditate with them on your forehead.
- Lois Lane: [attempting to balance it on her head] Wouldn't it fall off?
- Clark Kent: Uh, Lois, you're supposed to do that lying down.
- Lois Lane: I knew that.
- Lois Lane: I'm gonna fax an order to the pizza place. You want anything?
- Clark Kent: How about a delivery person who is interested in my opinion.
- Lois Lane: What are we going to tell her? "Your boyfriend's back and we think he's starting trouble. Hey-la, dey-la"?
- Superman: [flying up beside the terrorists as they are trying to drive away] Let's see, we've got hijacking a satellite, attempted murder, terrorism, and, oh yeah, speeding. I'm gonna need you to pull over.
- Lois Lane: I suppose you've kept in touch with all your college friends?
- Clark Kent: Well, yeah.
- Lois Lane: Well sure, I mean, that's easy when you go to Smallville U, with a graduating class of 10 farmers and a cow!
- Lois Lane: Can you get Washington on that thing?
- Perry White: Well, sure. I could get Paris if I wanted to. Unfortunately I'd have to talk to the French.
- Clark Kent: You stole a jeep?
- Lois Lane: I didn't steal it. I'm returning it to the base. Here put these on.
- Clark Kent: How did you...Never mind. I don't want to know.
- Lois Lane: It's not technology she's against. It's people like you.
- Molly Flynn: Yeah! Well actually I am against technology, Lois.
- Clark Kent: [reading from Lois' old yearbook] "To Stretch, No one swings like you do. Love, Teddy." Stretch?
- Lois Lane: We were in gymnastics together. He was trying to be cute.
- Clark Kent: Stretch. I like it.
- Lois Lane: And it's the last time you'll lose it.
- Clark Kent: Gee, Lois, if you were thirsty, all you had to do was say something.
- Lois Lane: Clark, this isn't just any beer!
- Clark Kent: I know. "It goes with sun and good times!"
- Andy Tucker: Nice to meet you.
- Lois Lane: You too.
- Andy Tucker: What?
- Jimmy Olsen: She said, "You too."
- Andy Tucker: Me too, what?
- Lois Lane: Is this a picture of your feet?
- Jimmy Olsen: [sheepishly] Yeah, but you can see the killer robot between them.
- Perry White: White-out. I haven't seen that in how long. Boy does that brings back memories. Mostly of mistakes.
- Perry White: Jimmy, why are you standing here watching pictures when you could be taking them?
- Jimmy Olsen: I'll go get my camera.
- Perry White: That would help.
- Lois Lane: Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique.
- Clark Kent: You certainly are unique.
- Perry White: That was Stormin' Norman on the shortwave.
- Clark Kent: Schwartzkopf?
- Lois Lane: Haberstatzer. I'll explain later.