Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)
Illusions of Grandeur (1994)
Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane
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Quotes
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Lois Lane : I like being surprised, as long as I know about it in advance.
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Lois Lane : A trick's a trick no matter how big or small, once you figure it out it's not magic any more.
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Clark Kent : Close your eyes.
[Lois gives him a look]
Clark Kent : Close them.
[Lois closes her eyes]
Clark Kent : Count to three.
Lois Lane : [reluctantly] 1, 2, 3
[opens her eyes and there are flowers sitting on her desk]
Lois Lane : How did you do that?
Clark Kent : If I told you, it wouldn't be magic anymore.
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Nicky Collins : Look, that's the box I was in.
Lois Lane : Well, at least we know there's nothing surprising about this trick anymore.
[opens the box to see a dead body inside and closes it fast]
Lois Lane : No. No surprise
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Lois Lane : [to Cat after finding out that Arthur Chow married someone else] That's too bad. I already had my wedding present picked out for you. Personalized stationary: "From the desk of Cat Chow."
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Lois Lane : [to Nick, who is currently brainwashed by the television] How long have you been in here?
[Nick is unresponsive as he continues to look at the tv]
TV Announcer : You are watching The Magic Channel.
Lois Lane : [glancing to the tv for a minute before looking at Nick] You're really giving TV a bad name.
[she begins pacing around the room]
Lois Lane : There must be a way out of here.
[She stops to look at Scotty again]
Lois Lane : Don't worry, I'm a very capable...
[She trails off as she looks at the tv again]
TV Announcer : You are watching The Magic Channel.
Lois Lane : [slowly losing her consciousness] What was I...? Right, got to...
[Lois ultimately trails off one last time when she turns her attention back to the television]
TV Announcer : You are watching The Magic Channel. You are watching The Magic Channel.
[Now completely hypnotized, Lois and her whole body become stiff as she stares at the tv with a blank stare]
