Alan Rachins credited as playing...
Professor Jefferson Cole
- Professor Jefferson Cole: [when told by Sheila that she's having doubts about her role in framing Lois] And you can't feel guilt. I hired you because you're completely immoral.
- Sheila Danko: Yeah, well I never got anyone killed before!
- Professor Jefferson Cole: No? Well, I did. If you even think of breathing a word of this to anyone you'll be just another head on my wall.
- Sheila Danko: You have heads?!
- Professor Jefferson Cole: I speak metaphorically
- Professor Jefferson Cole: [speaking into recorder] Memo to self: Kudos are in order. I could win a Nobel Prize. If they ever add that Atrocities category.