"Little House on the Prairie" The Spring Dance (TV Episode 1975) - Victor French as Isaiah Edwards

Isaiah Edwards : Hansen was telling this story about a couple who were celebrating twenty-five years of wedlock. The wife... she was chatting on about the courtship and the wedding way back then. Finally, she turned to him and she said..."Horace, do you love me still?" He said, "My dear, that's the way I love you best."
Grace Snider : They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Isaiah Edwards : You must be collecting hearts the way Geronimo collected scalps. It's downright shameful!

Grace Snider : Oh, I admit it! I have been shameful! Using poor, innocent Dr. Baker to make you jealous just so you'd break down and invite me to the spring dance. Well, if you're not gonna ask me, I'm going to have to ask you. Well? Yes or no?

Isaiah Edwards : Never could resist your cherry pie.
Isaiah Edwards : Ain't this a fine how do you do?

Grace Snider : Isaiah, you're early!

Isaiah Edwards : What, you got this worked out like a railroad time table? Easy eight o'clock, I roll in at nine?

Dr. Hiram Baker : What the devil are you talking about?

Isaiah Edwards : Oh, don't play innocent with me! I caught you two at dead rights!

Grace Snider : He was just trying to get a piece of dust out of my eye

[Doctor Baker ays the same thing at the same time]

Isaiah Edwards : Well, maybe I should put something in your eye like a fist!

Victor French: Isaiah Edwards