- Caroline Ingalls: You have a very loyal flock here, Reverend Alden.
- Reverend Robert Alden: Not all of them, Mrs. Ingalls. Otherwise, why would Mrs. Olsen have invited Reverend Danforth here in the first place?
- Albert Quinn Ingalls: She probably figures she needs more than one church service to get the forgiveness for all the stuff she does.
- Harriet Oleson: If Reverend Danforth is really what they think he is... well, I'm gonna look like an absolute fool!
- Nels Oleson: Harriet, I told a lie out there.
- Harriet Oleson: Oh Nels, what are you talking about?
- Nels Oleson: I am not looking forward to Reverend Danforth coming back
- Harriet Oleson: Why Nels Oleson, what is the matter with you?
- Nels Oleson: It's the way I feel!
- Harriet Oleson: Well, if you feel that way, then why did you vote for him?
- Nels Oleson: Because you wanted him here! Because the town wanted him.
- Harriet Oleson: Well, of course they did! The man is obviously a hand of God! Well, he is! And he's going to make this town famous. And it certainly isn't gonna hurt our business any. People are gonna come from miles around to be healed! And it was my idea to bring him here in the first place, and don't you forget it.
- Nels Oleson: I'm sure I won't forget it.