Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)

Mr. Edward's Homecoming (1974)

Michael Landon: Charles Ingalls

Quotes 

• Isaiah Edwards : I'd just as soon be drunk than drowned!

  Charles Ingalls : Right now, I'd say you're half and half.

• Charles Ingalls : What did you girls learn in Sunday School today?

  Mary Ingalls : Susan Zigler passed a note to Freddie Hoffman. And it made Amanda Butterfield jealous.

  Charles Ingalls : I mean about religion.

  Mary Ingalls : Oh.

• Caroline Ingalls : The Widow Snider.

  Charles Ingalls : Hm?

  Caroline Ingalls : The Widow Snider.

  Charles Ingalls : What about her?

  Caroline Ingalls : Perfect for Mr. Edwards. Be a whole new life for both of them.

  Charles Ingalls : Typical woman. Matchmaking wrong as usual.

  Caroline Ingalls : Why do you say that?

  Charles Ingalls : I couldn't think of two people more different from each other.

  Caroline Ingalls : Everybody knows opposites attract.

  Charles Ingalls : I always wondered why you went for a shy, sophisticated, educated man like myself.

  Caroline Ingalls : [LONG PAUSE]  ... Charles, what did you say?

  Charles Ingalls : I said Goodnight, Dear."