- Dr. Hiram Baker: Nellie's getting dressed. You can go right in.
- Mrs. Oleson: Dressed? Dressed?
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Now please, Mrs. Oleson! I can't exactly examine a patient who is fully clothed.
- Mrs. Oleson: But Dr. Baker, I brought her in here with an upset stomach! I don't understand why she had to take her clothes off!
- Dr. Hiram Baker: I'm sure you don't. Nellie will explain.
- Mrs. Oleson: What do you mean Nellie will explain?
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Yes. She wanted to be the one to tell you.
- Mrs. Oleson: Tell me? Oh no...
- [Cries]
- Mrs. Oleson: Oh Dear no! Oh my...
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Mrs. Oleson...
- Mrs. Oleson: Oh...
- [cries]
- Mrs. Oleson: My poor baby. Isn't there anything you can do?
- Dr. Hiram Baker: I'm afraid not.
- Mrs. Oleson: Oh... How long?
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Six months. At the most.
- Nellie Oleson: Mother!
- Mrs. Oleson: It's alright, doctor. I'll be alright. She'll need me now. I'll be strong.
- Nellie Oleson: Mother...
- Mrs. Oleson: Yes, My Darling?
- Nellie Oleson: I'm going to have a baby!
- [Clunk is heard]
- [Nellie has stomach pains]
- Mrs. Oleson: Do you know what I think it is? I think it's that strange food you make for your husband!
- Nellie Oleson: But he likes it, and it doesn't make him sick!
- Mrs. Oleson: Well, of course HE likes it - he's used to it! He's Jewish. A person can get used to ANYTHING! Look at the cannibals... they eat each other, and they think it's just dandy!
- Charles Ingalls: Mr. Gray?
- Matt Gray: I thought you were going off to pray.
- Charles Ingalls: Well, I just wanted to apologize for the actions of my future son-in-law. He just doesn't understand you're a business man and these things happen. He's just a boy, you know what I mean?
- Matt Gray: I suppose.
- Charles Ingalls: It's like when you made that offer... it was a very generous offer of a hundred dollars for his crop... that was a hundred dollars, wasn't it?
- Matt Gray: That's right.
- Charles Ingalls: Well, when you made that offer he really got upset. See, he was planning on taking the money from the crop and pay off the note... Buy a house for my daughter and himself and live on the land for the rest of their lives. I mean, you can't blame him for being upset.
- Matt Gray: 'Course. But it's business.
- Charles Ingalls: Well, I know that and you know that, but like I said he's just a boy. I mean, he's ornery and he's hot-headed, you know. Hey, you know who he reminds me off? His future father in law.
- [Punches Graves so hard that he falls to the ground]
- Charles Ingalls: . You know when he's going to sell you that crop for a hundred dollars? When hell freezes over!
- Laura Ingalls: Almanzo, how are you going to work your land, work at the Feed and Seed...
- Almanzo James Wilder: Well, it's OUR land.