- Laura Ingalls: We got a problem, Pa.
- Charles Ingalls: What is it?
- Laura Ingalls: Carrie and the turkey.
- Charles Ingalls: Looks alright to me. He'll look even better in a couple weeks on the dinner table.
- Laura Ingalls: Well, that's the problem. Carrie doesn't know he's gonna be ON the table. She thinks he's gonna be AT the table.