- Laura Ingalls: My Pa says that grades aren't everything. It's the learning that counts. Even eggs get graded.
- Charles Ingalls: Where's your sister this morning?
- Laura Ingalls: Mary's not speaking to me.
- Charles Ingalls: Got up on the wrong side of the bed, huh?
- Laura Ingalls: No, we switched back to our regular sides.
- Mary Ingalls: Pa, if I don't find my glasses you don't have to buy me another pair.
- Charles Ingalls: What kind of thing is that to say?
- Mary Ingalls: I don't deserve another pair. I lost them. It was my fault.
- Charles Ingalls: Everybody makes mistakes, Mary.
- Mary Ingalls: You told me not to take them off and I did. I don't think I should be allowed to have another pair.
- Nellie Oleson: Well, look at Miss Four Eyes!
- Willie Oleson: Mary has four eyes! Four eyes!
- Laura Ingalls: You be quiet, Willie!
- Willie Oleson: Well, Mary has four eyes. Two real ones and two glass ones. Four eyes!
- Laura Ingalls: And your gonna have two black ones!