- Larry Sanders: [after Jim Carrey has done an elaborate song-and-dance number on the show to farewell Larry] Thank you so much. You know, I don't know real -- I don't know how to thank you, that was so fantastic.
- Jim Carrey: [Suddenly serious and hostile] Let's just cut the crap, Larry, okay? You never liked my work. Not until I got hugely famous
- [Carrey smiles and waves at someone in the audience]
- Larry Sanders: [Taken aback] That is... not true. I happen to... I followed you...
- Jim Carrey: What are you gonna do now? Movies? I'll crush you.
- Larry Sanders: I... are you doing a bit? Now?
- Jim Carrey: Larry. We're off the air. This is real life now. Can I be honest with you?
- Larry Sanders: Yeah...
- Jim Carrey: I'm here for three good reasons: Last show. Big ratings. Movie comin' out. Bim. Bam. Boom.
- [Carrey counts down the 'bim bam boom' with his fingers, ending with his middle finger raised to Larry]
- Jim Carrey: Otherwise I'd be sitting at home watching "Nightline".
- [to Hank]
- Jim Carrey: As usual.