- Bill Dauterive: I think it's nice that you're going away, Hank. You need a good vacation with your new best friend Kahn. Who you love so MUCH.
- Hank: Yes, Bill, I love Kahn. Maybe if this trip works out I'll marry him and live in Mexico forever. Is that what you wanna hear?
- Bill Dauterive: [Voice breaking] No.
- Hank: This river is filthy. Look at this, underwear floating around.
- Dale Gribble: [Off camera] Uh, Hank, a little help here?
- Bobby Hill: Why is there such a big fence, Dad?
- Hank: Well, millions of people come to America in search of a better life, and we've decided we don't need that many.
- Bobby Hill: Did the Soupinusanphones come through the fence?
- Hank: No, Bobby, Kahn applied the legal way. Sometimes the system fails us.