King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Perils of Polling (2000)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : We're going to stay in Mexico and see how the election turns out. In the event of any problems -- civil unrest, military coup -- we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities. You are Fritz Kruger, wealthy Ecuadorian rancher. And I am Central American singing sensation LaMotil.

• [the guys in the alley are watching Luanne put up a "Vote Communist" political sign] 

  Dale Gribble : Well, I see you got Luanne involved in politics. That's good.

  [beat] 

  Dale Gribble : Ass.

  Luanne Platter : [chanting]  The people united shall never be defeated.

  Dale Gribble , Bill Dauterive : Boo! Boo!

  Dale Gribble : Commie, go home!

  Luanne Platter : Okay.

  [she confidently strolls back to her house] 

  Hank Hill : I just think that if you don't read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is the MTV, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

  Bill Dauterive : Stop fighting the last war, Hank! Women got the vote and there's nothing we can do about it.

  Dale Gribble : Unless...

  Hank Hill : Unless what?

  Dale Gribble : I don't know. You're a smart guy. You'll figure something out.