King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Perils of Polling (2000)

Brittany Murphy: Luanne Platter

Quotes 

• [at George W. Bush's fundraiser] 

  Luanne Platter : He's even more handsome than his dad.

  Hank Hill : Well, Barbara's a handsome woman.

• Hank Hill : Now, did you send in those voter registration forms I gave you on your eighteenth birthday?

  Luanne Platter : No, but that's okay -- I'll just vote for President next year.

• Bill Dauterive : So who'd you vote for, Hank?

  Luanne Platter : Nuh-uh. If he tells you, it won't come true.

• Peggy Hill : Who is it, Hank?

  Hank Hill : The Manger Babies. I'll get rid of them.

  Luanne Platter : [as Sir Reginald]  Cheerio. We were wondering if you would vote for Robert Parigi of the Communist Party U.S.A. for President, what what?

  Hank Hill : You don't know the first thing about Communism.

  Luanne Platter : What's to know? Robert Parigi's got the cutest little eyes and the prettiest eyebrows.

  [as Sir Reginald] 

  Luanne Platter : So can I tell Robert he can count on your vote?

  Hank Hill : No, you cannot! I hate Communists! All they do is boss people around!

  Luanne Platter : Sounds like you, Uncle Hank.

  Hank Hill : Luanne, please go home before I tell you you're acting like an idiot and make you cry.

  Luanne Platter : [as Obadiah]  Eee-yaa! You're a Communist! Eee-yaa!

  Hank Hill : No, I'm not!

  Luanne Platter : [as Sir Reginald]  Welcome to the Party, mate!

  Hank Hill : Get that penguin back here! I'm not done!

  Luanne Platter : [as Obadiah]  Eee-yaa! Power to the people, Comrade!

  [as Sir Reginald] 

  Luanne Platter : I say, you look good in red, Comrade Hill!

  Hank Hill : All right, I gave you fair warning. Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.

  Luanne Platter : [crying]  Oh, no! Oh, Uncle Hank!

• [the guys in the alley are watching Luanne put up a "Vote Communist" political sign] 

  Dale Gribble : Well, I see you got Luanne involved in politics. That's good.

  [beat] 

  Dale Gribble : Ass.

  Luanne Platter : [chanting]  The people united shall never be defeated.

  Dale Gribble , Bill Dauterive : Boo! Boo!

  Dale Gribble : Commie, go home!

  Luanne Platter : Okay.

  [she confidently strolls back to her house] 

  Hank Hill : I just think that if you don't read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is the MTV, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

  Bill Dauterive : Stop fighting the last war, Hank! Women got the vote and there's nothing we can do about it.

  Dale Gribble : Unless...

  Hank Hill : Unless what?

  Dale Gribble : I don't know. You're a smart guy. You'll figure something out.

• [last lines; Hank and Luanne have finished voting in the Hills' garage] 

  Bill Dauterive : So who'd you vote for, Hank?

  Luanne Platter : Nah-uh. If he tells you, it won't come true!