King of the Hill (TV Series)

Little Horrors of Shop (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : I tell ya what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.

  Principal Moss : They'll just put the tools down if they wanna do the drugs bad enough.

• Hank Hill : Damn zero tolerance. Using a saw for a weapon makes about as much sense as using a gun to cut a two-by-four. That's how my dad built my treehouse.