- Hank: [Shows Bobby the pace car] So Bobby what do you think?
- Bobby Hill: [Feeling the display rope] The rope is soft and pretty
- Hank: [sighs] Look at the pace car Bobby, it's what Boomhauer gets to drive if he wins his amateur race.
- Bobby Hill: What's a pace car?
- Hank: Well it's the car that all the other drivers have to stay behind at the beginning of a race for whenever there's a crash, if Boomhauer wins he'll have the honor of driving on the same track as Dale Earnhardt or as you'd look at it with Jeff Gordon.
- Bobby Hill: Jeff Gordon's a race car driver too?, I thought he was just a cereal box model
- Peggy Hill: Bobby, how would you like to go to cooking school?
- Bobby Hill: I'm listening.
- Hank: Bobby, I know we've never talked about this, but... someday, I'm going to die. And when that happens, then you can go to cooking school.
- Bobby Hill: [Hands Hank a check] Hey dad could you please sign this check, I already filled it out for you
- Hank: [Reading the check] Pay to the order of the Bike Barn... one hundred and seventy five dollars!
- Bobby Hill: It's for a new BMX bike
- Hank: You expect me to just sign this?
- Bobby Hill: [Disappointed] I think you have to or it doesn't work
- Hank: Bobby these checks aren't magic tickets, they represent real money that I and to a lesser extent your mother worked real hard to earn
- Bobby Hill: You can ride it whenever you want
- Hank: [Explaining the importance of money] The point is you don't just get money because you ask for it, you want to end up like Jeff Gordon?
- Bobby Hill: I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!
- Hank: [Gasps then starts laughing nervously] Bobby you joke around like that in public people are gonna think you ain't right
- Dale Gribble: Hank, you told Bobby to listen to Jimmy Wichard? He was in my gun club. People say he fried his brain one day from staring at the sun for too long. 'Course, he couldn't have been too smart to do that in the first place.
- Dale Gribble: [Looks at the pace car] It's nice but where are the cigarette ads?
- Hank: [Spots Dale Earnhardt] Hey look it's Dale Earnhardt and he's coming this way!
- Bill Dauterive: [Nervous] Oh, it's "The Intimidater"!
- [laughs and runs away]
- Boomhauer: [to Dale Earnhardt] Hey man remember that dang old terra third turn in Arlington man?, just turned loose man just made it, woo hoo dog!, I'll tell you what!
- Dale Earnhardt: Man this rope sure is soft and pretty, I noticed it when we unloaded my car
- Hank: Ya know Bobby they say old Buck Strickland started out with nothing but a single dollar bill and now he's at the top of the propane ladder, Bobby here's your dollar let's see what you can turn it into
- [Later he comes back and sees Bobby bent over doing something with his back turned]
- Hank: What are you doing son, did you use that dollar to start a shoe shining business?
- Bobby Hill: [Turns around revealing he's eating a taco] What?
- Hank: [Shocked] Bobby!
- Bobby Hill: You almost made me drop it!
- Hank: This is what you spent your dollar on?
- Bobby Hill: No I also got a quesadilla, it's from the value menu