King of the Hill (TV Series)

Leanne's Saga (1998)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : [after seeing Bill's toe fungus]  I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can finish my beer.

• [as Leeane proceeds to ruin the engagement barbecue party] 

  Dale Gribble : Poor Bill. His woman's making a fool of him.

  John Redcorn : [Redcorn has been secretly sleeping with Dale's wife]  It happens.

• [Bill escapes from his house as Leanne is screaming and throwing plates at him; he is also wearing sunglasses to cover up a black eye] 

  Bill Dauterive : H-hey, fellas.

  Hank Hill : What happened to your eye?

  Bill Dauterive : Eye? Oh -- oh, my eye. Well, it's an interesting story. I was walking and I walked right into a door!

  Dale Gribble : Wait a minute. How is that interesting?