Some of the "escalator" items Doug put on the fridge were: dragging dry cleaning on the ground, spilled latte in car, wet towel on floor, no hot water again, drunk at Carrie's office party, broke Carrie's iPod, left Arthur in bathtub, downloading porn, run up $500 cell phone bill, left trash cans on street again, didn't pay electric bill, gambled away grocery money, broke lamp, scraped car at Pathmark, brought my underwear to work, used hair curler to melt cheese, bought monkey, late for work lost paycheck, big baby, taped over last Batchelor, slept on reading glasses, and Fire.