Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Ties That Bind (2005)

Dick Miller: Oberon

Quotes 

• [preparing Scott for his latest escape trick] 

  Oberon : This is the craziest stunt you've ever pulled.

  Mr. Miracle : That's why we're rehearsing it.

• Granny Goodness : Are you enjoying Granny's hospitality?

  Oberon : Ah, blow it out your shorts, ya goose-stepping harpy!

• Oberon : You've always been this deluded? Or is it just since senility set in?

  Granny Goodness : Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!

• Mr. Miracle : Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!

  Oberon : It's good to see me, too!

  Big Barda : All the trouble we had to go through because of you.

  Oberon : All legs, and no heart.

  Big Barda : You're just too far away to hear it.

  [kneels and hugs him] 

• Oberon : [preparing for one of Scott's escape tricks]  Let's hope the train is running late today.

  [a train whistle blows, and he and Barda see a train car being carried in by a helicopter] 

  Big Barda : Leave it to Scott Free to find the newest wrinkles.

  Oberon : He's sure given me a few.

  [the helicopter drops the train car, which lands on the platform where Scott is] 

  Big Barda : Scott?

  [looking through the wreckage] 

  Big Barda : Scott!

  Mr. Miracle : [a few feet away, unharmed]  O, ye of little faith.

  Big Barda : [hugging him]  Scott, I thought you were dead. You insufferable showboat. I thought you were dead.

  Mr. Miracle : When are you and Oberon gonna learn that... hey, where is Oberon?

  Granny Goodness : Don't worry, dumpling, he's safe and sound in Granny's loving care. Of course, if you ever want to see the old runt alive again, you'll do exactly as Granny says.