Nathan Fillion credited as playing...
Vigilante • Greg Saunders • Spy Smasher • Alan Armstrong
- [the heroes are part of a parade]
- Shining Knight: I'd slay the ogre Blunderbore all over again rather than put myself on display in this manner, even though that ogre turned out to be...
- Vigilante, Green Arrow, Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E.: Morgan LeFay.
- S.T.R.I.P.E.: We've all heard it.
- Shining Knight: ...'tis a good story.
- Vigilante: Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky!
- Shining Knight: I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to... What was it? "Play by the rules".
- Vigilante: Pardner, your medieval upbringing has done left you unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.
- Shining Knight: No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "Dirty"-he besmirches his order.
- Vigilante: Sir Justin, if you want to be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.
- [during the parade in Metropolis]
- Vigilante: And how about the Shining Knight here? Sir Justin, a genuine knight in armor from the days of King Arthur!
- Shining Knight: Friend, I am no mare at auction.
- Vigilante: [slaps Justin's horse] Hee-yah!
- [Winged Victory spreads his wings and flies into the air. The crowd ooh's and aah's]
- Vigilante: How 'bout a big hand for Winged Victory, Sir Justin's horse? And get a look at his magic sword, a gift from Merlin the Magician hisself!
- [Justin sighs and draws his sword, holding it aloft. More ooh'ing and aah'ing, and applause]