Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Once and Future Thing, Part Two: Time, Warped (2005)

Phil LaMarr: Green Lantern, John Stewart, Static, Virgil Hawkins

Quotes 

• Warhawk : If we don't beat this guy, it's the end of everything.

  Future Batman : We've been there before.

  Warhawk : Not like this. What are you supposed to do when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders?

  Green Lantern : [puts his hand on Warhawk's shoulder]  Plant your feet.

• Ghoul : [Being interrogated]  ... And we've got 9,453 active Jokerz organized into about 200 smaller groups. I dunno where Chronos is, he contacts us! He spends every night in a different one of those old buildings. There's no way of knowing ahead of time where he's gonna be. And that's everything I know!

  Old Bruce Wayne : Everything?

  Ghoul : ...I wet my bed until I was 14.

  Static : Losing my patience.

  Batman : I can't control my friend here much longer. You'd better give us something we can use.

  Ghoul : His wife! I know where his wife is!

  Static : Wow... Batman playing "good cop."

  Green Lantern : Everything's relative.

• John Stewart : Enid Clinton, we've got...

  [John Stewart suddenly phases into Hal Jordan] 

  Hal Jordan : ...business with your husband... What?

  Static : John?

  Hal Jordan : Hal Jordan. Another time shift. I'm up to speed, carry on.

  Future Batman : Okay, I'm starting to get a migraine.

  Batman : We'd better get used to it. This is going to get worse before it gets better. Any one of us could change or even cease to exist.

  Hal Jordan : That's why you have to tell us where to find David. We just want to undo the harm he's caused. You have my word, we'll do everything within our power to keep from hurting him.

  Enid Clinton : Between you and me, I wouldn't mind one bit if he got roughed up along the way.

• Warhawk : This is a little weird for everybody. I'm Warhawk, Rex Stewart.

  Green Lantern : Your mother, who is she?

  Warhawk : Kinda obvious, don't ya think?

  Batman : Even if it isn't, leave it be. You don't wanna know too much of your future.

  Future Batman : Trust me, you really don't.

  Static : Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady. Although to be fair, if I'd laid an egg that size...

  [Lantern looks shocked] 

  Warhawk : He's kidding, Dad.

• Future Batman : We need to find Chronos.

  Static : How? He could be anywhere.

  Batman : Sometimes the old ways are best.

  Future Batman : It's not gonna work. You don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.

  Batman : Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?

  Old Bruce Wayne : Yep.

  Batman : Good enough for me.

• Green Lantern : Green Lanterns have a legend, no one can see the beginning of time. It's a universal law.

  Batman : Write him a ticket!

• Bonk : Stand still so I can hit you!

  Static : [sarcastic]  Yeah, that's what I'll do!

• [Blasting Woof away before he attacks an injured Warhawk] 

  Green Lantern : Get away from my kid!

• John Stewart : I don't get it. Of all the places in the city he could stay, why here?

  Enid Clinton : Because a loser with a kingdom is still just a loser! See for yourself!

• John Stewart : The Green Lanterns have a legend-no one can see the beginning of time. It's a universal law!

  Batman : Write him a ticket.