Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Flash and Substance (2006)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West

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Quotes 

• The Flash : James, you're off your meds, aren't you?

  The Trickster : I'm better off without them. Take 'em if I start feeling down.

  The Flash : You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well.

  The Trickster : I'm fine! You want to throw some darts?

  The Flash : No. Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.

  The Trickster : I am?

  [looks at himself] 

  The Trickster : Well, what do you know?

• [the Flash is dropping hopeful hints about the Flash Museum's opening ceremony in Central City] 

  The Flash : It'd be great if one of the original seven was there. I mean, I understand if everybody's too busy to come, no biggie. My mom's gonna be there... let's see, my uncle's flying in... I know, it's the "Flash" museum, but to me the whole League deserves the honor. Like I said, no biggie.

  [Silence. Flash droops and lets out a sigh] 

  Batman : [resignedly]  What time?

  The Flash : Six o'clock... No! You're really coming? Awesome! You're a stand-up guy, Bats! Don't ever let anyone call you a crazed loner.

• The Flash : Here's the deal: you tell me where those guys went, and I promise to come visit you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.

  The Trickster : Okay. They're going to ambush you at the Flash Museum.

  The Flash : See? That's all we needed.

• [after questioning the Trickster about the other villains' whereabouts] 

  Orion : What about your enemy?

  The Flash : Oh, right.

  [to the Trickster] 

  The Flash : Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.

  The Trickster : [raising his mug]  Got me again, Flash!

• [Flash is trying to outrun Mirror Master. Mirror Master is shooting small mirrors everywhere] 

  The Flash : You are so cleaning this place up.

  Mirror Master : Make me! Or rather... Find me!

  [Flash sees dozens of "Mirror Masters" in front of him. Only one is the real Mirror Master] 

  The Flash : [charging and swinging at each one]  Nope... Nope... Nope...

  [he finally hits the real Mirror Master] 

  The Flash : There you are!

• [last lines] 

  The Flash : Hey, the bad guys went down, and nobody got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.

• [a hologram appears] 

  The Flash : Mirror Master!

  Mirror Master : You're quick as ever.

  The Flash : Yeah? Well, you're... you're not really all there!

  Mirror Master : Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute, you might have thought of a decent comeback.

• [after dismantling Mirror Master's trap] 

  The Flash : While you're waiting for me to come arrest you, why not take this time and reflect on your mistakes?

  [turns to leave] 

  The Flash : [chuckles]  Hey, that was pretty good.

• [trapped by a giant boomerang] 

  The Flash : I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!

  Captain Boomerang : Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.

• Wally West : Watchtower, table for one.

  [Wally is beamed up] 

• Orion : You're tied to a very large boomerang.

  The Flash : [sarcastic]  Yeah?

• [trapped in Mirror Master's "Disco of Death"] 

  Mirror Master : I was never fond of you, Flash. But I'm a reasonable man. If you'd just looked the other way once in a while, we could have co-existed in peace. Instead, you never let up. So you've gotta go.

  The Flash : That music is what's gotta go!