Justice League (TV Series)

Comfort and Joy (2003)

Steven Wash Jr.: Little Boy

Quotes 

• [Ultra-Humanite places the toy in front of the children; it lights up, and starts playing the theme from "The Nutcracker."] 

  D.J. Rubber Ducky : [Humanite's voice]  Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.

  Little Girl : Is that D.J. Rubber Ducky?

  Little Boy : He sounds weird.

  D.J. Rubber Ducky : [as they gather round]  Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer...

  Ultra-Humanite : Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

  The Flash : I kind of liked it when he made the poopy noise.

  [Humanite frowns; Flash looks at the children, listening raptly to the story] 

  D.J. Rubber Ducky : That night, as Clara slept beneath the Christmas tree, her beloved toy came alive to lead her on an unforgettable adventure...

  The Flash : But this is good too.

• The Flash : Merry Christmas, guys! Have you been good this year?

  Mrs. Saunders : [shouts of agreement]  You can bet they've been good when it means seeing their favorite hero.

  The Flash : Don't forget the present he brings.

  Mrs. Saunders : [the kids cheer]  You really don't have to do that.

  The Flash : Come on, it's tradition. What's it gonna be this year, guys? A video game? Sports equipment?

  Little Boy : Well, there is something.

  The Flash : Name it.

  Little Girl : It's on! It's on!

  [they lead him to the television] 

  D.J. Rubber Ducky : [rapping]  I'm the rubber ducky with all the fly moves/Rockin' at his house with my tight grooves/Go, rubber, go, rubber/Go, Rubber Ducky.

  The Flash : [laughing as Ducky makes farting noises]  That actually is pretty cool. Okay, D.J. Rubber Ducky it is.

  Mrs. Saunders : Uh, you may not want to get their hopes up too high. Every store's been sold out for weeks.

  The Flash : Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle. I'm sure Rubber Ducky will be no problem.