Justice League (TV Series)

Comfort and Joy (2003)

Carl Lumbly: J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter, Faz

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Quotes 

• J'onn J'onzz : Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Kent. I hope I'm not disturbing you. Super... uh, Clark, was most insistent that I spend the holidays with you. My name is J'onn... I'm a Martian.

  Pa Kent : Oh, we're no strangers to aliens in this house. You just make yourself at home.

• Ma Kent : [after J'onn puts on his sweater]  I wasn't sure about the size...

  [J'onn shape-shifts, expanding his upper body to fill out the sweater] 

  J'onn J'onzz : [smiles]  I can grow into it.

• J'onn J'onzz : [at the Kent farm]  This is a bad idea.

  Clark Kent : No way was I gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower on Christmas Eve. Besides, Batman practically begged for monitor duty. You'll love it. Trust me.

• Clark Kent : [at his parents' house for the holiday]  Where's Kara?

  Ma Kent : Skiing with Barbara. She'll be home for New Year's.

  Clark Kent : [to J'onn]  Well, as long as she's not here, you can have her room.

  [leading him in] 

  Clark Kent : You should be nice and cozy here, J'onn.

  J'onn J'onzz : Nice and cozy? How odd to hear you speak that way. I've never seen this side of you, Clark.

• Superman : The ice planet's orbit is stabilizing. These two worlds will never collide now.

  J'onn J'onzz : The Normitians are sending us their expressions of relief and gratitude.

  The Flash : Nice way to kick off a Christmas break.

  Superman : I second that. G.L.?

  Green Lantern : You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with you later.

  Hawkgirl : [following him]  I'll hitch a ride back with G.L.

  The Flash : How about you, big guy? Any holiday plans?

  J'onn J'onzz : I'm afraid this season has no meaning for me.

  The Flash : [watching him board the Javelin]  Whoa. Frosty.

  Superman : We'll have to do something about that.

• Hawkgirl : Yo, Faz. Is the plurb in this dive still as bad as I remember?

  Faz : [serving a drink]  See for yourself, Wings.

  Hawkgirl : [taking a gulp and belching]  Ahh! Now, that's good plurb.

  [passing a stein to John] 

  Hawkgirl : Try this. It's great.

  [taking a sip and spitting it out, he sees worms swimming around in it] 

  Green Lantern : [sarcastic]  Delicious.

  Hawkgirl : Just one more thing would make this evening perfect.

  [taking out her mace, she smashes the hand of an alien next to them, then passes the mace to John and indicates he's the one who did it] 

  Green Lantern : What?

  [the alien tackles him, beginning a barroom brawl] 

• Ma Kent : Now, J'onn, Clark tells us you're on your own this year. We don't allow anyone to visit for the holidays without taking a present home with them.

  J'onn J'onzz : But I brought no gift for you.

  Ma Kent : Nonsense. Your company is the only present we need.