Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Pirate of Love (2000)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Jack Gallo : Of course, buying cookies is completely voluntary, so no pressure. Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : [takes out large chart]  Everyone here starts out with a little sad face next to their name. But once you buy five boxes of cookies - Presto! - it turns into a smiley face.

  Jack Gallo : Now, this chart is for bookkeeping purposes only. I'll scarsely even notice it.

  [to Dennis] 

  Jack Gallo : Eye level, please.

• Dennis Finch : Look, we all have fantasies. I have one where Jack is my father and I eat dinner at his house. Do I want it to happen? No. I have my own stupid father.

• Jack Gallo : Good people of Blush, Dennis has an important announcement. Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : Because of a slowing of the economy, the following people will be laid off...

  Jack Gallo : No, Dennis, the other announcement. That's next Tuesday's announcement.

• Nina Van Horn : Don't you want Adrienne back?

  Dennis Finch : I'll do it my own way. Psychic messages.

• Dennis Finch : Wow, this is great. You with your movie, me with my growth spurt... it's like all our fantasies are coming true.

  [Puts cookie over eye] 

  Dennis Finch : Or "arr" they?

  Adrienne Barker : What are you doing?

  Dennis Finch : Cookie?

• Dennis Finch : How dare you, invoke my name in your sexual fantasies without my written consent?

  Adrienne Barker : That's the lamest thing I've ever heard!

  Dennis Finch : Yeah? Well, stick around, baby!