Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Secretary's Day (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I once did a report on the dangers of plastic surgery, and do you know what the statistics say?
Nina Van Horn : Yes, that nine out of ten men prefer women with big boobs.
Elliot DiMauro : And the tenth guy preferred the other nine men.
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Nina Van Horn : [on her fake breasts] Relax, they're on loan.
Maya Gallo : From who? Jessica Rabbit?
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Dennis Finch : Please, I've had enough contact with dominant females.
Maya Gallo : Yes, but unlike the gorilla, I won't be giving you a tongue bath.
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Jack Gallo : See what happens when you leave in the middle of a workday?
Dennis Finch : Yeah, the Banana Council offers you three times your salary to be their spokesman.
Maya Gallo : Wow, that's great. Isn't it, dad?
Jack Gallo : Yes, we're all very impressed you fell into the monkey pit.
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Nina Van Horn : I know what this is about. You want to have the biggest breasts in the office.
Maya Gallo : Curses! You've caught on to my evil plot to use my bosoms to take over this magazine, and one day, the world!
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Maya Gallo : I hoped you're proud of yourself. Dennis came to you with a problem, and do you help him?
Jack Gallo : Yes. I thought he left here very inspired.
Maya Gallo : Oh, Lord, you quoted grandpa.