Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (2004)

Joel Murray: Balloon Sculptor God

Quotes 

• Joan Girardi : You're talking to my brother?

  Balloon Sculptor God : I talk to everyone, Joan. Some people listen.

  Joan Girardi : [he pops a balloon]  You're not very good at this, are you?

  Balloon Sculptor God : "Good" is relative. Beauty's relative. Everything's relative. Except for me. I'm absolute.

  Joan Girardi : I thought that was vodka.