Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Recreation (2004)
Michael Welch: Luke Girardi
Quotes
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[Luke, Grace, Friedman and Glynis are looking through one of the Girardis' photo albums]
Friedman : Oh, man. Here's Luke in a little Dalmatian outfit.
Glynis Figliola : Oh! Look at his little ears!
Luke : It was Halloween, I was 3! Put that away...
[he tries to take the album off Friedman but he fights back]
Grace Polk : Hey, let me see.
Glynis Figliola : The colour palette suits you.
Friedman : Dude, your sister's, like, naked.
Luke : She's a baby!
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Liquor Store Clerk God : Joan, you did invite Adam?
Joan : Sure.
Liquor Store Clerk God : And he realizes you're inviting him?
Joan : As in a date?
Liquor Store Clerk God : Figure it out.
Luke : I'm sorry, he's approving your guest list?
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Kevin Girardi : Pancakes, Joan, not pan bricks.
Joan : I don't get it. I followed the directions on the box.
Luke : [picking up a perfect pancake] Ah, eureka!
Joan : How'd you do that?
Luke : It's a chemical equation. It's all about conducting heat. J-Joan, you're not gonna get any molecular movement with Teflon.
Joan : You learned how to cook in AP Chem? Since when?
Luke : The whole flame on the flask idea? That's cooking.
Joan : All I learned in there is how to make soap.
Kevin Girardi : Looks like what you're doing right now.
