The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV Series)

Matt About You (1995)

Jeff Foxworthy: Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes 

• Matt Foxworthy : [softly,adorably]  After the game, Can we take the team out for Burgers, Fries, and Chocolate Shakes?

  [Jeff nods and Matt hugs him] 

  Jeff Foxworthy : Anywhere but Sparky Burger

• Jeff Foxworthy : [Jeff, Matt, and the team end up at Sparky Burger and a clown is being VERY noisy]  ... Ohhh, Lord. Please don't let me beat up a clown

• Jeff Foxworthy : [Matt purposely didn't acknowledge Jeff]  So now I'M the bad guy?

  Karen Foxworthy : Allright, you want me to go talk to him?

  Jeff Foxworthy : [sarcastically]  No... he's just jealous of the baby. Maybe the're's a chapter on it in the "Mom's having A baby" book... Why'd I dog-ear that page?... OHHH, breast-feeding