The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Yesterday's Jam (2006)

Christopher Morris: Denholm Reynholm

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Quotes 

• Denholm : Team! Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think this is a picture of my family? No! It's a picture of The A-Team. Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.

• Denholm : [answers phone]  Hello? What? Well if you can't work as a team you're all fired. That's it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go.

  [redials phone] 

  Denholm : Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too.

  [redials phone] 

  Denholm : Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.

• Jen : Unisex toilets? You have unisex toiletts. Like Ally McBeal.

  [Goes into toilet room. Sees a couple making out, rushes out again] 

  Denholm : That's the sort of place this is, Jen. A lot of sexy people, not doing much work and having affairs!

• Denholm : Team! Team, team, team, team, team! I even love saying the word "team"! You probably think that's a picture of my family. Uh uh. It's the A-Team!

• Denholm : I hope this doesn't embarrass you, Jen, but I findd the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long, hard stare...

  [stares at her for about 20 seconds] 

  Denholm : ... so!

  Jen : So?

  Denholm : First day?

  Jen : Yes.

  Denholm : Scary.

  Jen : Yes...

  Denholm : Don't be scared!

  Jen : Well, I'm not really scared.

  Denholm : You should be!

  Jen : Well, I'm a little bit scared!

  Denholm : Don't be!

  Jen : Make up your mind!

  Denholm : [laughs shortly]  So here you are.