"The IT Crowd" Fifty-Fifty (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Katherine Parkinson: Jen Barber

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Quotes 

  • Jen : Moss, Moss, there's a spider in my office. Could you deal with it? I just hate spiders.

    Moss : Hahaha! Oh, ah. Yeah. I'm not overly fond of them myself there, Jen. Um, how... how... How big is...? Whoa! Hey, now. I tell you what, I'd actually recommend my good friend Roy there as the go-to guy on anything with more than seven eyes. Um... He's on a very brief personal call right now...

    Jen : Come on, Moss. Don't be silly.

    Moss : You're right, I'm being silly. WRAP IT UP, ROY! No, it's just a spider. It's fine. It's just a spider. Oh, look, it seems to have left of its own volition.

    Jen : Oh, be a man, Moss.

    Moss : You're right. I'll be a man. I'm a man... Please don't shut the door.

    Jen : I won't.

    Moss : Goodbye, Jen.

  • Moss : I went to a good place recently. Nice atmosphere. Food's great.

    Jen : Really?

    Moss : Yes. What?

    Jen : Sorry, I just didn't have you down as a restaurant person.

    Moss : I'm a restaurant person. Why wouldn't I be a restaurant person? Cheese string?

  • Messy Joe's Guitarist : [singing]  Everybody's having having fun fun fun! 'Cos everything is nice! And everyone is friendly! Lot's of friendly faces having fun fun fun' 'Cos everything is nice! And everyone is friendly! Smiiiiile and the world will...

    Jen : Excuse me, 'scuse me! It's just, it's not... Sorry, it's just not appropriate at the moment.

    [singers leave dejected, long pause] 

    Messy Joe's Guitarist : [singing]  Everybody's having having fun fun fun!

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