I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Writes a Novel (1954)

Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz

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Quotes 

• Ethel Mertz : [Fred walks in and makes a snide remark to Ethel]  Well, if it isn't Rhett Butler!

  [Looks at Lucy] 

  Ethel Mertz : Why don't you find out what makes him tick? He creeks a little, too!

• Ethel Mertz : [Ethel, Fred and Ricky are upset by how they're portrayed in Lucy's book]  I still say sue her. Sue her!

  Lucy Ricardo : Oh, sewer, sewer. Get your mind out of the gutter!