- Jeannie: [Jeannie has just found out that a jealous Tony tried to sabotage her date with Roger and is delighted] Oh Master, you *did* go to Captain Healey's!
- Capt.: [lightly] Only for a moment.
- Jeannie: [throws her arms around his neck and rests her head on his shoulder] Oh, you were worried about me!
- Capt.: [still attempting to be dismissive] A little bit.
- [More firmly]
- Capt.: Jeannie, there's one thing that you have to remember about me.
- Jeannie: What is that?
- Capt.: [pauses then relents] I'm only human.
- [Kisses her passionately]
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: [after Jeannie turned herself into a chimpanzee in a bid for attention and he failed to notice] Jeannie, I'm sorry I didn't notice you were a chimpanzee.
- Jeannie: [sulking] I am just something that you order in and out of a bottle.
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: No, that's not true. You're a warm, wonderful woman.
- [Jeannie starts warming to him]
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: As a matter of fact I think you're one of the most beautiful-
- [doorbell rings]
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: Back in your bottle!
- Jeannie: [screams in frustration]
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean it like that!
- [Jeannie smokes herself inside her bottle]
- Jeannie: [from inside the bottle, mutters something in her native language]
- Capt. Anthony Nelson: [speaking into bottle] Do me a favour, don't ever translate that.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Just what do you think you were doing?
- Jeannie: Well I have a right to protect what is yours!
- Captain Anthony Nelson: What's that?
- Jeannie: Me!
- Capt.: [Jeannie has just reversed Tony's car straight into the side of Roger's car. He gets out of his car, furious] You idiot! You moron!
- [moves towards the driver's side]
- Capt.: Look what you did? Boy, I have seen some stupid driving in my time but I've never seen
- [sees Jeannie for the first time]
- Capt.: a more beautiful girl in my life! How about dinner tonight?
- Jeannie: I am so sorry. I did not see you.
- [she gets out of the car to inspect the damage]
- Capt.: [mesmerized] Oh, don't worry about it. I'll get another one. How about dinner tonight?
- Jeannie: [upset] I have broken the eye that shines in front!
- Capt.: Oh it's nothing. How about dinner tonight?
- Jeannie: [laughs] You are very persistent.
- Capt.: I'm also very loveable. How about dinner tonight?
- Jeannie: But I do not know anything about you.
- Capt.: What's there to know? I'm just your average, everyday astronaut.
- Jeannie: Astronaut?
- [realizes who he is]
- Jeannie: Ah, then you're a friend of...
- Capt.: Of who?
- Jeannie: Never mind.
- [smiles]
- Jeannie: I *will* have dinner with you tonight.
- Jeannie: [while on a date, Tony is shocked to run into Jeannie on a date with Roger] Wait! The coffee may be too hot.
- [Holds Roger's coffee cup in her hands while Tony looks on jealously]
- Jeannie: It is just right.
- [gives Roger the cup]
- Capt.: [completely entranced by her] Don't wake me up.
- [Tony looks even more tortured at this]
- Jeannie: [smiles sweetly at him] I bet *you* would notice if you were having breakfast with a chimpanzee.
- [Glances knowingly at Tony]
- Capt.: [smiles shrewdly at Jeannie] Not if he were reading a newspaper.
- Diane: The thing I like about this conversation is, I don't know what anybody's saying