- Jeannie: [referring to Melissa, Tony's fiancée] Her vibrations are all wrong for you.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Oh. That's funny. I kinda like the way she vibrates.
- Jeannie: You will be throwing your life away.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: It is not so, and... And it is my life. And I can throw it any place I please.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: [Jeannie opens the front door, and stands against one side of it, while Roger stands on the other side, looking at Tony; hissing to Jeannie] Get out!
- [she vanishes]
- Capt. Roger Healy: [somewhat confused] I just got here!
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: You know, in all the years I've been practicing psychiatry, you're the most interesting person I've ever met.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Oh, thank you, sir.
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Oh, I-I was speaking clinically.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: What do you find so interesting about me?
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Well, you don't fit into any known category. One minute you're calm, the next, you're hysterical. You can pass the most difficult test the Air Force has devised, and yet, you hear voices. You're a top scientist, and you suffer from delusions. You don't call that interesting? I can't wait to put you in a book.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Uh, you do read, don't you?
- Jeannie: [nods] Mm-mm. Right to left, left to right, top to bottom, or bottom to top.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Hm. Uh, left to right, top to bottom.
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: You must be a mind-reader.
- Jeannie: Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of...
- Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: I bet you do.
- Jeannie: Two thousand years ago, my sister made better gravy than that. And she was the worst cook in the Middle East.