"How I Met Your Mother" Return of the Shirt (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted : Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?

    Barney : You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.

    Barney : [Stands up and shouts in Ted's face]  Friendship over!

  • Lily : Why would Natalie hang up on you?

    Ted : I don't know.

    Barney : Did you sleep with her sister?

    Ted : No.

    Barney : Did you sleep with her mom?

    Ted : No.

    Barney : I'm losing interest in your story.

  • Barney : I can see Robin's nickels.

  • Barney : [after Robin refuses to say 'booger' on the news]  What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news: old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper.

  • Ted : [about how he should break up with Natalie]  No, I have to do this face to face. It's just... I don't know what I'm gonna say!

    Lily : Ted, have you consider telling her the truth?

    [Barney and Marshall laugh at Lily] 

    Barney : Seriously, honey, men are working here.

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